U-Haul Neighborhood Dealer

May 21st, 2023

Not safe
Aug 9th, 2022

Randy (owner, who conveniently resides very close by) and his lovely office manager (slash other duties as assigned, picks up clients, etc etc) Lesley (is morely.. you read it right.. I said it. I stand behind it. The phrase, not.. well.. nevermind, yes I thought that through too.. "is this thing on" still typed it. May regret it. Probably won't. Doesn't matter. She'll be flattered. Maybe. Certainly. I mean I would be. But attractive women have to ignore all the flirtations as an act of self preservation. But NO ONE flirts like I do. {Online via Google 144 characters at a time.. like a mf boss} so IF the lovely Leslie were to happen upon my genuine sentiments. I'm quite confident.. that her bf will not find them quite as amusing. (If you have a man.. and you're DISGUSTINGLY happy {we all know the couple that makes you want to puke when they smooch between paint swatches "I can't decide between the Belgian chartreuse and tibetan burgundy, honey".. "let's just GET EM BOTH!" "Somebodies getting a Belgian chartreuse a little later on tonight! Right after a scorching bbandb (bed bath and "beyond" use your freshman English "read BEYOND the lines here kids..way beyond..be..on..D ) sesh (yes I typed "sesh" it made me cringe too..get over it. My review ..my remorse) and right before the bachelorette season finally (cuz lez boyond this) let us be honest.. nothing quite like post BB&b and pre bachelorette amore s'more making.. please don't get creative here. We need to actually finish this thing folks) I mf digress like a mf! Smh. Lesley is lovely. Worth every penny and more that Mr Randy may pass her like penance. That's all I really wanted to express. Sort of embarrassing the lengths one might go to "passively" drop hints about something so pure as a child's afternoon request to hold hands while collecting frogs, with your cousin.. (don't judge me. My mom's from backwoods Maine.. it's normal there.. jk maybe) ok now I maybe embarrassed . But heck better to be embarrassed than have not professed your undying affection of nearly a week (at least the first 3 days were "electric!" The last couple started to lack luster.. "abort abort!") Than live in regret having not shared it with my Paramore du jore. Much love respect and Shakespearean admiration. Instead of a "yonder window" I have Google's "second hand Yelp" window. Equally effective. Not so much. Drops phone
Mar 21st, 2022

Good price and fast service
Feb 17th, 2022

Straight forward, honest service, Fair pricing. I will definitely use these guys next time I need a moving truck.
Dec 16th, 2020