Celebrity Motel & Vip Lounge

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Nov 17th, 2022

5 Star experience from start to finish, as far as Cleveland goes. You never know who you'll see from local celebrities to C/D list celebrities - this is the place to be. Not exactly a red carpet, but there are blood stains in the entryway. Legend has it there was a local celebrity shoot out there in the 80's. The lounge serves all of Cleveland's favorite cocktails and the guy in the corner booth sells the finest ***** and ***,*** if you're feeling lucky. Whether you're looking for a place to kick off your boots for 25-30 minutes (must pay for the full hour) or a weekend of pampered relaxation, the motel has you covered. Close to the busiest ERs in the county and adjacent to drug treatment facilities, you won't have far to travel when the need arises.
Rooms: There's a bed, 1 chair with 3 legs, and a pile of something in the corner. Bring your own towels.
Safety: Perfectly safe, really, trust us.
Walkability: You can walk.
Food & drinks: Good selection of vending machines.