Albuquerque BnB - Downtown Historic Bed and Breakfast

A Great place to stay, once the lockdown ends we will be back Rooms : 5/5 | Service : 5/5 | Location : 5/5 More
Nov 25th, 2020

Aug 20th, 2020

Looks nice, close to excellent restaurants and the airport... and that's all the positives. If you like all-night freeway noise, you're in for a treat of big trucks and motorcycles! If you think you might nod off in a lull, think again. The fact that all investments went to cosmetics and not structural improvements means none of the doors actually close and your neighbors, the herd of bison returning at night, will keep you sleep free. (In the morning you return the favor by waking the pack of neighborhood barking dogs across the street.) But you won't sleep anyway on your sagging, cheap spring mattress. Another feature is the earthquake simulator, triggered by your partner moving a micrometer, initiating the frame tremor system. Don't worry about not sleeping, the freezing cold bathroom will jolt you right up! Spend precious time not getting to the airport figuring out the shower is plumbed in reverse, and even more time waiting for hot water. All those homemade breakfast items on the list available early? Nope. You may have three, two of which are sugar cereal and milk. My absolute favorite though, is the fire hazard front door. It requires minimum two hands to exit, and in the morning, a second lock was engaged. Shelter in place is mandatory! Want to contact The Innkeepers? Good luck. Mysterious phone number to The Company goes nowhere. Summary: never trust a B&B with no human presence and a primary goal of selling their own branded merchandise.
Mar 26th, 2020

Mar 15th, 2020

This excellent B and B is delightful! Rooms are well-maintained and quite unique. One would never suspect you were in the midst of a city. Close to all the unique restaurants Albuquerque has to offer. Killer organic breakfasts prepared with care and consideration. Rooms : 5/5 | Service : 5/5 | Location : 5/5 More
Mar 7th, 2020