Alfresh Food of Texas

Corwin Bermudez _{on Google}

Jul 25th, 2017

I recently purchased a pack of Vegetarian Egg Rolls made by Soho, a subsidiary of Alfresh Food of Texas, from my local supermarket and prepared them for my lunch break. I'm now certain I'd be able to stand the taste of eating my own uncooked leg if I was stranded on a life raft in the ocean for two months, because it couldn't possibly be worse than these egg rolls.
I'm pretty sure I detected playground sand, used coffee stirrers and a physically concentrated form of racism mixed into the carnival of souls this company passes off as ingredients. I took one bite and actually experienced my vision tunneling as the joy in my heart died, and I think I actually have trust issues solely as a result of these egg rolls.
The taste was more than awful, there was spite and vengeance in that flavor. I suspect the CEO of this company has suffered heartbreak at the hands of a cheating lover, and has distributed these small garbage piles wrapped in drywall hoping that just one pack will reach the mouth of their betrayer. Who hurt you, Alfresh Food of Texas, and why must we all suffer as you have suffered?
1/10 would not recommend.