BJU Cleaners

My name is Natalie Teeger and I am writing this for Mr. Monk. Mr. Monk has been a long time customer. This cleaner is the only cleaner who has cleaned cleaner than clean gets. Which, is pretty clean. Sadly Mr. Monk will no longer do business here since he has visited 100 times and that's his favorite number and he would hate to ruin the perfect "100 times visited." Though Mr. Monk hopes the cleaners keep cleaning away.
May 4th, 2022

This one time I was covered in melted swiss cheese from head to toe and as soon as I walked in the rats stared chewing away at the cheese and got me clean in no time. I may or may not have gotten scabies from the rats.
May 2nd, 2022

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER I WANT TO GET MARRIED HERE SOMEDAY
May 1st, 2022

I met my ex husband Gary here. Gary please take me back.
Apr 29th, 2022

Now if theres one thing about this place, its that theyre gonna clean. One time I fell into Omega Lake, it seemed like all hope was lost for me. As I was about to succumb to my watery grave, BJU cleaners saved me from the depths below. If BJU Cleaners has a million fans, I am one of them. If BJU Cleaners has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If BJU Cleaners has one fan, that fan is me. If BJU Cleaners has no fans, I am no longer on the earth. If the world is against BJU Cleaners, I am against the world.
Apr 29th, 2022