Nissequogue Police Department

The Nissequogue PD is a political force that just collects ridiculous tickets because the cops are lazy and want to rip off actual residents that pay to live there. They make up baseless lies to fill ticket quotas and let their friends speed and race around the village at expense of the residents safety. When confronted about real speeding, they dismiss you and make for a horrible residential experience.
May 25th, 2022

Aug 31st, 2019

May 18th, 2019

The absolute most corrupt bunch of overpaid meter maids who go out of their way to break the law just to bully non residents. They lie more than Hillary Clinton and time after time again disrespect the badge and give a bad image for the other good, hardworking police officers elsewhere. Lastly but def not least they actually threaten people who are breaking no laws and then quietly say "I can get away with murder if I want, I'm the police." People like these are a perfect example of the misconception some people have that ALL police are bad....which obviously isn't true...that is unless you're referring to just the Nissequoge department.
Jul 28th, 2016

There are 2 sets of laws here: One for residents and one for people not from there.  The police there know all 630 households and their cars! There are only 2 ways in and out of Nissequogue and they are most often staffed with an officer at each.  They will pull you over for ANYTHING if you are an outsider. So if you drive by with illegal tints, they will pull out the tint meter and give you a ticket.  If you are from there you can have limo tint, blast gangsta rap and go 70mph.  In court there, there was seriously a person there for "driving too far to the right"!I have a friend that lives there and now when he wants me to visit I just say no.  They have an oppressive police force that is designed to keep people out of there.  If you do have to drive there make sure you travel under 30mph, you will get a ticket for 31.  I particularly enjoy driving 20MPH through there while the residents that are "above the law" sit behind me frustrated.
Jan 18th, 2012