Passport Pizza

Kota Dickens _{on Google}

Dec 27th, 2018

I ordered pizza with extra pepperoni and sausage. When it arrived it looked to have the normal amount of pepperoni and sausage on it, so I said "Hey, wheres the extra meat? Then the driver came back and said "I got the extra meat for you right here." The driver was a attractive girl so I assumed she was just trying to flirt with me and didn't mind her coming into my foyer at home. She then proceeded to try to put a whole log of pepperoni in my butt. She kept ranting about gay marriage being legal, this is allowed. It really hurt me, but the pizza was fabulous. 5 stars.