Sonoma County Detention Facility

Decent price. You get what you pay for. There is no wifi or room service. The beds are pretty uncomfortable. But the weird part about the hotel is if you try to leave they refuse to let you leave, i tried my best to go home but at the lobby i was tased by an obese man. I did end up escaping but for some reason I'm a convicted felon.
May 14th, 2021

I gave this Hotel two stars because I wanted to just come and soak up some rays in the sun in honor of the start of summer but it was not what I expected... I came in and right when I walked into the lobby I was patted down and my phone and devices were taken from me. I thought they were just gonna bring all of my stuff to my room but when I was showed to my room nothing was there. The bed in my room was slightly comfortable but there was another person in my room with me! I did not pay for a shared room. Anyways the food was terrible and I barely got to sun bathe! THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A SAUNA! Any ways I did make a new friend that why I gave it two stars so if you ever need human nail clipping email me I’ll ask my new friend!
May 10th, 2021

Get away from it all... Relaxing stay. Complimentary 24 hour room service, including 3 free meals served to your door daily, with a special Sunday menu. Tipping not only not necessary, it is actively discouraged! Free library. Free medical and dental care. Free hourly wellness check! Free laundry service. All clothing, footwear, towels, toiletries provided at no charge. Free armed security detail. Free background check. Clean drinking water provided to every stateroom. Temperatures kept at a comfortable 68F, year round (all facilities are air-conditioned). All utility costs waived (water, sewer, PG&E and garbage are all paid by the county). Enjoy a completely free stay with no credit check, no down payment, no cleaning deposit, making the daily cost lower than on any commercial cruise line, with better plumbing than many cruise lines. Free access to a crisp, sparse, chick outdoor space for at least an hour a day. No work schedule, no stress! Every day becomes a holiday. Unfortunately, no conjugal visits at this facility (not counting the posibility of such visits with other likeminded guests/neighbors that are also staying at the facility). Repeat visitors earn special status, akin to airline frequent flier programs, with special benefits such as a private suite, free rapid transportation to the facility, extra security detail, etc. Please make sure to upvote this to show your support.
Mar 3rd, 2021

It's a jail. Three stars for being a relatively nice facility though. There is a nice gym on the premises for those employed there, best thing about the job was the free gym.
Dec 12th, 2019

A friend has stayed at this all inclusive resort. The concierges are quick to anger but care about the safety of their guests. There aren't pillows, perhaps because they care about your spinal alignment, maybe it's a new spa treatment? The have hydrotherapy to clean yourself, which is included in your stay and available daily. There isn't a maid service but laundry service is included! They even provide clothing and comfortable shoes to keep you from the binding materialistic lifestyle. Even phones are checked in so that your time is free of the bindings we have to life. The 3 stars is for the food, the meals are the same everyday and aren't pleasant. My friend has stated that the choices are very limited and the breakfasts don't very. As for dinner, the meats are unrecognizable and the vegetables are obviously canned. Do not expect mechelin star food. But all in all, you get what you pay for.
May 10th, 2020