PoleKittens Fitness

Are you looking to find your sexy?Whelp, I've been working out here for around 2 years now. And like, I'm bitter. Cause she makes me work out. Like. First, we start with doing some warm ups, which I whine about, while she kicks my butt. Then, I do some spins, where I'm politely reminded that if I'm going to fall on my derriere with a loud kerplop, the least I could do is make it sexy. Then I'm driven to slide and lift my body weight up and down a pole. Followed by an adorable moment where I string it altogether and try to keep it sexy, while I feel like a pompous poodle wearing short-shorts, before I do some sexy somersaults. Then, once I'm sexy, and cute, by which I mean  sweaty and flopped onto the floor, it's time for conditioning, where in, I politely wait for whichever region of my body we've elected to work on today to lose all sense of feeling. Which never quite happens. Then we close with some pleasant yoga stretches, which often make you moan like you've just had an exciting sexual encounter because I get to stretch out my arms.Is it fun? Yes. Should you do it?  Sure. Is the teacher here the kind of sadistic but charming coach that will drive you to the pique of what you think you can do and then smile and congratulate you? Yep. Should you perhaps be a little sadistic with your workouts for this to be a good fit for you? I mean, you do you boo. Advice:  Fall on your butt. It's fun. I promise. Go to a class, everyone there is gonna feel equally awkward as they fall on their butt. You gotta have a sense of humor about it. Lastly, have fun. Life's too short too do a work out you hate every day. Pick one like this one where I never wake up thinking, waaaahhh, I don't wanna work out today. I think, I wonder which part of me is gonna regret this tomorrow. Meh, that's tomorrow's problem.
Mar 15th, 2023

Love it. Love V, love the artistry and athleticism, love the girls I've met. Highly recommended.
Feb 10th, 2023

My girls and I had a BLAST for my bachelorette party! Totally plan to go back for more classes!
Jul 7th, 2022

Jun 5th, 2022

I love Pole Kittens! I have been taking classes for a few months, I had zero experience prior to walking into the studio, but after one class I was hooked! V and Christina are fantastic instructors! They are welcoming to all shapes and sizes of ladies. I was nervous at first because of my weight and lack of strength, but the environment V has created is so supportive that all nerves have vanished! The change in my body is fun to watch but the change in my confidence feels amazing!
May 3rd, 2022