Campbell Behavioral Services, Inc.

Carla Deemer _{on Google}

Aug 6th, 2022

I originally called this place because I needed therapy...or so I thought. I dialed the number and do you know who answered the call? None other than Domino's Pizza.
Now, I know you'd think, dear reader, that I would have hung up the phone and sought a different counseling service, but nay. Instead, I interpreted this as divine intervention - a sign from God - that the help I needed was not of psychological nature, but instead was one round in shape, crisp, yet greasy, in substance.
Yea, I rendered my command upon that angelic employee, "A pan pizza with pepperoni and mushroom atop it and a marbled cookie brownie shall be my postprandial ambrosia. And please have this delivered to my abode, as I am in no state for outings."
30 minutes later, a gift from Hermes himself.
After only 2 slices of this pan baked perfection, I began to feel it's curative forces working themselves within my being. After another slice of this delicacy and a wedge of marbled cookie brownie, I felt myself healed entirely.
So, could one label this as a "wrong" phone number? Perhaps. As for me and mine, we will use the term "divine miracle" instead.