Pardon My Cheesesteak

David Morley _{on Google}

May 3rd, 2023

To save people time this isn't called "Pardon My Cheesteak". It's IHOP. You'll even see IHOP on the receipt.
The cheesesteak itself:
The absolute second I saw IHOP on the receipt I was already disappointed. IHOP is not known for it's quality, but its ability to mass produce using cheap, low quality, ingredients. The meat is not seasoned, it's bland. They tried pretending it's seasoned by using an american "cheese sauce" (it's not a cheese sauce btw) with the provolone. The hoagie roll is also incredibly soggy. You can expect that with a cheese sauce, but they did not use a cheese sauce. It also looks like they didn't toast the hoagie to make sure that the juices doesn't seep through which is an amateurish mistake on anything that's overly juicy and is on bread.
If you want a cheesesteak, don't go to IHOP.