Malouf

Ive always liked Malouf products. Im a little disappointed though. I have only washed these sheets twice and already a big hole.
Mar 26th, 2023

Buyer Beware!!! Steer clear of anything associated with this company, their poor customer service, products, etc. Do your research before purchasing anything Malouf related. Mattress owned less than 1 year and both myself and husband have back pain now...to which I never had prior. Save yourself the trouble (and painful experience) of anything Malouf!!!!
Feb 9th, 2023

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Jan 20th, 2023

Ah malouf, My friends have been trying to convince me to come here for years. I have blown them off, telling them I will come with them one day when I have more money. However after submitting to their peer pressure I sold one of my 47 supercars to afford the weekly Wednesday trip to Malouf, or as we call it Malouf monday on a wednesday. I must say that instantly, and I mean within the instant, I was blinded by the utmost beauty of the entire establishment. We were seated within moments, and they honored our reservation knowing that my acquaintances are regular diners here at Malouf. My peers handed their menus back to the bed salesman, for as regulars they had it memorized by their sheer knowledge. Now you can essentially break this entire zone into three schools of thought. The service, the food, and the design. I have discussed the design before, as is referenced in the prior paragraph, however the service was unlike any other. I have owned and dined at many Michelin 5 star restaurants, however I must say there is nothing like the service I received when I dined here. The waitress was extremely helpful, so much so that I left her my 15th NYC penthouse as a tip, as well as my underling Bertram whom I will not be missing. She really understood the idea that service is nothing more than leaving the table and rather sitting behind the counter on her cellular phone, which my peers and I sell. What a person of class. However, to delve into the food here at Malouf is a different story. I decided to order something modest, their small fluff nugget pillow supreme for ten thousand per bite, with a side of nyquil gummies to help sleep off the aftereffects. I must say that I understand why they are not rated on the michelin star system but rather a run of the mill billionaire meetup establishment and small time war profiteering firm and investment facility. When my friends and I got our food, my peers did not hesitate to gobble it up, however I was having a harder time. As someone who does not dine further than My 5th LA Beach mansion, I was not accustomed to the local food of this place. The food is too fluffy and dry, and indeed hard to tear. You could almost compare it to a pillow. However the desert after that was more mushy and had more liquid, like a waterbed. However I must say that the Jam they served was unique and something that I have never tried before. I mean who would have had the idea to so brilliantly combine the flavors of peach, banana, honey and watermelon with a hint of olive oil into a jam? All in all while it may not be a michelin star restaurant, and the food is more "mid" I would still liquidate my hedge fund and come back for a second round here at the small time midwestern horse racing dealer Malouf, the food, friends and service was more than enough to make up for the bad experience with the food.
May 4th, 2023