David J. Celuch, Attorney at Law

My experience was very pleasant with David. I gave him a very short notice on my court date and he went straight to work for me! He was super responsive and answered all my questions. My case was dismissed and I walked away super happy! Highly recommend!
Nov 8th, 2021

The following confession was sent to the following agencies/people on 9/31/21: FBI, DOJ, ATF, PPB, MCSD, MCDA, OSP, ODR, IRS, and everybody else that I can think of, including you.Shane Kavanaugh of the Oregonian. Shane was the first reporter to cover TeamBLU trafficking activities with the Pastor from CUCC, where I trafficked women and myself. "Dear Sirs, I would like to report that Dawn McCall ("BLU") was trafficking US citizens, including minorities. She paid her "team" to provide First Amendment protected content with no restrictions as to what they could do for that money as long as nobody knew about it. Her "home base" was Casa Diablo. This is where she worked on behalf of, controlled and managed her "team". With the owner's permission, of course. She used Casa Diablo to generate "revenue" for many TeamBLU expenses. They were treated as employees in most ways except all the controls for safety that other workers have. She had no licenses to do any of this. She did not pay income taxes on any money that was earned. She did not report any income anybody earned. She took her "team" out of state to both Wyoming, Washington, Florida, and Mexico and performed in unregulated venues and mostly for mongols mc. She also trafficked and prostituted herself both for TeamBLU and for Casa Diablo, Casa Diablo 2, and Casa Diablo 3. Dates of trafficking: November 2013 - September 2019. Please let me know how to turn myself in. BLU"
Oct 13th, 2021

May 28th, 2021

He didn’t do anything for me at all and charged me a quick $400 in the pocket. More of a swindler than a lawyer...
Apr 19th, 2021

Dave has the experience and it shows. I hired him to help me with an old criminal case that we were able to get dismissed. From start to finish he was polite, professional and patient. I would highly recommend his services.
Aug 6th, 2020