Sombrero Tacoria

Uncompensated Review: tl; Dr 5/5 "La Divina Comedia de cuina Hispanica y Latino, Seor T." Io, usted, I don't speak Spanish fluently, but as a young student at School #16 and Woodrow Wilson Middle School, one of my teachers was Seorita Sanchez, and I think I'm supposed to quote the world's first novel, which was Don Quixote by Cervantes. And I'm an English degree holder who studied some history, so I guess at the beginning of the story, there was the word "Help!" and a monk said it. And Don Quixote, for whatever reason, was like, "Oh-dee, that's me!" And decided to become a knight because the road trip would take a hot minute, and if they could spare a day, they could spare a night." We don't know where Don Quixote was or is because he spoke Spanish, which was a little different back in the day, which could have been a Wednesday, which is more of a German thing, technically. Yo no s. And the Germans are pointing their finger at Frnkreich, which is saying nothing really, which is badass. At least they're not saying it in Spanish. It's in French in Frnkreich, where I guess Frank lived. So gracious ti Frank, gracias, bomber. The Doordash order was Almighty acceptable. -t P.S.: "You, professor? Is Dante Alighieri done yet? Because that's not funny. Yo, Dante is taking forever," Vegetarian options: Yo, I don't know. I can't read Spanish fluently. Dietary restrictions: No, which I believe in Spanish is pronounced uh, n- Parking: Yep t, Quiero: Le mechanical automation homi is rolling," Kid-friendliness: So. S. Or Jessie, which is often pronounced like Soos, who, for all we know, spoke Greek," Wheelchair accessibility: May the record show, as far as I can ascertain, as an American Citizen, which is kind of like a gringo but in America, green could mean light and mean "Go," which is what Gatsby did when he saw the green light. Oh-dee, spoilers, my bad. May the record show I was checkmated tonight by some dude, some bad hombre, who was probably named "Rodriguez." I don't know. I don't speak Spanish, and that's not funny." THE END. Donald Quixote, who was some of G except they're looking for capital D.
Feb 3rd, 2024

Ordered a quesadilla, chips, & queso for delivery. The cheese wasnt melted, the chips were awful, and the queso inedible.
Jan 27th, 2024

Super fast and the best Biria Tacos period!
Jan 8th, 2024

Jan 2nd, 2024

Did a takeout for dinner recently on a Friday night. Tried mushrooms dish. The food needs serious improvement. The dish was full off rich with only 3 small pieces of mushrooms and the tastes is not good either. I have been to so many Mexican restaurants and really had great experience. But this one dropped the ball.
Dec 17th, 2023