EōS Fitness

Apr 6th, 2024

In the town of Gains and Glory, stands a gym named EOS mighty, Where they say, "Cancel any time!" but make the process rather flighty. You sign up with dreams and hope, muscles flexing, you can cope, But when it's time to say goodbye, they tie you down with a sturdy rope. "Welcome!" they cheer, with a smile so wide, "Stay forever!" they whisper, with a hint of snide. Months roll by, and your visits wane, The gym's allure, no longer the same. You decide it's time, to part your ways, But EOS grins, and slyly says, "Just dial this number, easy and quick!" But the line's always busy, isn't that slick? "Perhaps an email?" you naively propose, Into the void, your written plea goes. There's a form, they say, simple and neat, But it's hidden away, a true Herculean feat. You find it at last, with hope in your heart, But the print's so small, you can't tell it apart. And if by chance, you fill it all right, They'll ask for your reasons, with all their might. "Are you sure? Our weights will miss your touch!" Their guilt trips galore, oh, it's all too much! You ponder your fate, in this gym so grand, Where cancelling memberships, is like shifting sand. Oh, EOS, your games are clever and sly, But I will escape, under this contract, no more shall I lie! So here's to the gym, with its grip so tight, Where cancelling memberships, is an uphill fight. May your treadmills run free, your dumbbells not sour, As I wave goodbye, reclaiming my power. And let it be known, across every land, That EOS's grasp, can be beaten just stand! With wit and with patience; a sprinkle of guile, Escape those gym clutches, and depart with a smile.
Apr 4th, 2024

I have enjoyed the friendly staff, the variety of workout equipment, and the cleanliness of the facility. My only complaint concerns the other members who seem to take pride in dropping their barbells full of weights on the ground in an effort to make as much noise as possible.
Apr 2nd, 2024

Apr 2nd, 2024

I like the gym but just bring back the 24 hour back I like going to the gym when its not so packed and it calm JUST BRING IT BACK
Mar 29th, 2024