Chicago Loop Alliance

Avi Korneyev _{on Google}

Jul 27th, 2023

I am the protector of the city, a vigilante of sorts. Some
Might even call me Walmart-Batman. Yet, the only similarity between me and the Dark Night is that we both like to stop criminals from destroying the city we love. While he uses violence, I prefer peaceful protest. When he would destroy the criminals he stops, I would educate. However, the biggest and most important difference between The Caped Crusader and yours truly, is his preference on operating alone. I never, never, never operate alone. And its for that reason why I, Protector of the 312 chose the CLA to aid me in defending the city so near and dear to my heart. The CLA, Chicago Loop Association is a group of vigilantes so feared, so powerful, so cunning and thorough, that its almost impossible to get away with any crime, let alone the crime-stopping they specialize in; litter and land-fill prevention. The CLA name is so well known and feared that when I was doing volunteer undercover work for the Parks and Recreations Anti-Loitering past 11:00 PM unit (or ALP11PM for short), and the CLAs name was dropped, a visible shudder went through the entire squad of juvenile delinquents. The CLA is definitely worth giving a call to if you are ever in need, day or night, rain or shine, the CLA is here and ready to assist.

Gregory Jumper _{on Google}

Sep 3rd, 2021

Great and friendly service!!!

Jason Pica II _{on Google}

Jun 30th, 2021

Extremely loud music every Sunday until 8pm for those that live on State - this is a substantial nuisance. Put the loud Lake / Randolph stage at the other end where there are less residential buildings. Every Sunday until 8pm, the day workers relax, all you can hear is extremely loud base from speakers. Legit have a headache every Sunday.

Pritchett Janet _{on Google}

May 14th, 2021

Great parking space and excellent customer service.