The Osage Café & Mercado

Yo this Mercado is cool and they have great grab and go stuff. However the cook seems to be pranking the world with his terrible green chile "soup". Every time I have tried it, it has been unreasonably spicy. today I asked about it and he said "it's mild today" ok this is clearly some kind of amusing thing for the dude. Once again today the green chile was not green chile at all. it was a bunch of ground pork with way too many chiles and jalapeos and it was again unreasonably spicy. I eat actual green chile all the time and I eat it hot. I have raw jalapeos in my pho and I do pretty well eating "REAL medium thai food" you know today I hope it at least tasted good but it was awful. the soup was basically not soup, just a LOT of grease. Never eating there again!
Jan 14th, 2024

Great lunch options. Sometimes they close early, though.
Nov 24th, 2023

Good burger, friendly staff.
Oct 21st, 2023

I'd give 0 stars if I could. Lady orders a big order, gives wrong address, makes us walk a block up the street to address then zeros out her tip! After WE DID THE SHOPPING AND BROUGHT IT TO HER!! WE TRIED TO VERIFY THE ADDRESS ALL SHE SAID WAS 'THANKS' THEN CALLS AND YELLS AT US 'WHERES MY ORDER' Do not deliver to this Cafe or lady! She's rude, inconsiderate and just a horrible human being. I feel bad for her staff. DEFINITELY NOT GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE. I WOULD NOT EAT HERE.
Oct 13th, 2023

Please don't call yourself a "cafe". If you have tables inside but tell the customers they can't use them just because you don't want to clean them after, than you're just a grab and go convenience store... And yes, you had available tables outside, where I could have sitted with a baby and a toddler among the swarm of homeless people and under the 97F sun to our food...
Sep 5th, 2023