Joe & John's Pizzeria

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Apr 5th, 2024

This is the shi$$iest meal I ever ordered in my entire life.
I made a 65+ donation as I wouldn't feed this food to my dog.
I ordered my menu items after going to their IG, where everything looked so delicious!
Lies, fairytales and fallacies.
The pizza and garlic knots were burnt and a choking hazard.
The tiramisu was frozen and frost bitten I nearly chipped a tooth.
The fettuccine has NO flavor, no salt, nothing. Just a tin of overcooked, flavorless noodles and congealed sour heavy cream.
The eggplant pizza was burnt to a crisp and tasted like it was made mid week.
The pescatore was the only dish edible, not good but edible.
Please don't waste your time and money like I did.
You're better off giving your money away to the homeless,to the church, even someone buying drugs would be better. Because at least someone would be happy vs. buying a meal here.
I wish I had taken better pics, but I was so disgusted throwing it into the trash.
I didn't even take better shots, because I didn't even think I was going to write a review.
But decided to warn others.
All their winning reviews but be from their Aunt and Nonna, or bots, not real customers.