Northeast Apartments

Hey there, "Al Bundy"! We're flattered you took the time to leave a review, even if you are a bit of a fictional character. 🎭 While we appreciate your creative flair, we assure you, our rent increases are more grounded in reality than your TV antics.As for the maintenance issues, we apologize for any inconvenience you experienced. Rest assured, we've got our superhero maintenance team on the case, ready to tackle any issues faster than you can change a TV channel.Regarding those pesky syringes, we'd like to clear the air faster than you can say "Bazinga!" They were from a guest who overstayed their welcome – a homeless individual who popped in for a short visit. With the help of local authorities, we swiftly resolved the situation and ensured the premises were squeaky clean.Now, about those rent increases – let's shed some light on the matter. We only raise rent by $120 if you're way below market rates. If you're already at market rent, the increase typically falls within the $20-$40 range. But hey, even if our rent increases are as rare as a unicorn sighting, we're always open to feedback and dialogue.In all seriousness, we're sorry to hear your experience didn't match your expectations. We're always looking for ways to improve, so if you'd like to chat about your concerns further, feel free to swing by – no sitcom characters required!Warm regards, Robert Northeast Apartments Management 🏠